Another night, another dream wasted on you.
Just be, here now against me.
You know the words, so sing along for me baby.
-Mayday Parade
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tastefullyoffensive:

[californiancyclist]
It never felt like I loved you. It always felt like I was trying to. Honest Text Messages (#631: August 6, 2014)

(Source: write2014)

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Do not mock my mother’s “broken English”.
Do not exaggerate my father’s limited vocabulary.
Do not comment on the words that are accented too strongly.
These are the sounds of my birth.
These are the lyrics of my childhood songs.
These are the words they taught me as they struggled to teach themselves.
To my ears filled with the voices of my immigrant family,
Filled with the ridicule of the children that mocked my accent,
Your “perfect English” means nothing to me. Linguistics (#643: September 3, 2014)

(Source: write2014)

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m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

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milkshakeitoff:

when the fella over there doesnt have a hella good hair
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artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

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fishingboatproceeds:

Cara Delevingne will play Margo Roth Spiegelman in the Paper Towns movie. 
Like everyone involved in the film, I was blown away by her audition. She really, really, really gets Margo.
andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet
aka14kgold:

islamic-art-and-quotes:

The FBI caught a terrorist last week, but since he is not Muslim, you probably didn’t hear about it on the news.

Talbot is a white, radical right-wing conservative who was arrested by the FBI on charges of “attempted interference with commerce by robbery, solicitation to commit a crime of violence and possession of an explosive material.”


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His plan was to rob banks to fund his revolution, and then also blow up mosques.

[Source]

Well, since the ‘blowing up mosques’ part is more or less on the CIA’s agenda, you can see why the FBI wouldn’t want to call him a terrorist…