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Do not exaggerate my father’s limited vocabulary.
Do not comment on the words that are accented too strongly.
These are the sounds of my birth.
These are the lyrics of my childhood songs.
These are the words they taught me as they struggled to teach themselves.
To my ears filled with the voices of my immigrant family,
Filled with the ridicule of the children that mocked my accent,
Your “perfect English” means nothing to me. Linguistics (#643: September 3, 2014)
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
when the fella over there doesnt have a hella good hair
underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike