Another night, another dream wasted on you.
Just be, here now against me.
You know the words, so sing along for me baby.
-Mayday Parade


there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

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The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…



cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call


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When I have a daughter,
I will not hide her from mirrors.
I will teach her that her reflection does not define her worth.
I will tell her that the inside is what counts.
When I have a daughter,
I will not teach her that boys will be boys.
I will tell her that no one has the right to treat her badly, even if she loves them.
She will know that she will never need to paint her face every morning, but if she wants to, it will only enhance her preexisting beauty.
She will not question the fact that Mommy’s arms will always be a safe place, and when her heart is in pieces, I will hold her until they come together.
When I have a daughter, she will be taught everything I wish my mother taught me, and more. When I have a daughter | amr (via fighting-sadness)
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when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show


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Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office


i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

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